Whenever I’m behind the wheel of my shitbox (’95 Ford Escort! How the thing still runs is beyond me.) I always imagine I’m having sex with the my favorite XXX hottie Faye Reagan. The problem with having sex in cars is there’s no way to be creative. You’re working in a cramped space and there’s always the threat of Johnny Law knocking on your steamy windows, telling you to take your dick out of that girl’s mouth before he takes you both downtown. However, I’ve found three positions that are guaranteed to make you shoot your cumshot – jizz all over the dashboard (or lady juices if you’re doing girl on girl). Read on after the jump and find out how you can get off while getting on the road.
Tom Cochran said that life is a highway and we should be riding it all night long. What he failed to mention is that you can’t ride forever because you’re going to want to stop and have sex. Get the tissues (or old sock, I don’t judge) ready because there’s going to be quite a bit of cumshot – jizz all over your nice leather seats.
The first position I recommend, and this is one that works in my piece of crap car, is called At The Wheel. Sit down in the driver’s seat, push the seat back as far as it can go and have the girl straddle you. If you’re in a small car or can’t really move, grab the steering wheel to help you thrust. Trust me, it works. You’ll be shooting your cumshot – jizz in no time just like in this one XXX movie I saw.
Position #2 is called the XXX Wheelbarrow. For this one make sure there are no cops around because you’re not actually going to be in the car but on it. Prop your lady on the hood facing away from you, lift her legs and penetrate her while she balances herself with her hands. Hopefully your sex session on the hood of your car doesn’t get broken up by the strong arm of the law because this one is too much fun.
The third position is the Backseat Cowgirl. The great thing about this one is that it works for all types – Girl on girl, guy/girl, guy/guy, just bring a dildo, strap on or some toys if you don’t have a dick to work with. What you do is push the front seats as far foreword as they can go and lie down while your partner rides you. It’s hot, easy and your cumshot – jizz is going to be all over the car after you try this XXX position.
Now that you know the top three car sex positions jump in your jalopy and get your fuck on! But please, don’t forget to wear your seatbelt.
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